amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

drunkpeeta:

Guys my mom fell and hit her head and shes bleeding so much and so my sister called 911 and im really scared

One time I was in the shower and my mom dropped a metal rack on her head and she had to crawl out to the neighbour’s house and get help, all the while I was rinsing and repeating. I dont know if that story helps but its moderately funny so… Hope your mom’s okay!

dorkstrider:

i was supposed to make this rebloggable 6 years ago

deeperstateofmind:

gingerduckling:

fires-in-your-eyes1991:

whorville:

Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters

This is no coincidence

death also has five letters

Death does enjoy his pizza